3 Brazilian soldiers

A joke heard at work today...

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

Flipper! Don't Shoot!

Armed dolphins, trained by the US military to shoot terrorists and pinpoint spies underwater, may be missing in the Gulf of Mexico, accidentally set free by Hurricane Katrina.

Renaissance

Once again, I've decided to start this thing over again. If you're reading this post, then congratulations, you're here from the beginning. Lucky you.