Speed Racer bingo

A while back, I saw the hilarious Scooby Doo bingo card and was inspired to make something similar, so I started working on a Speed Racer version. With the release of the movie tomorrow, I figured it was time to share it.

Note: This bingo card is meant to be used with the original cartoon version of Speed Racer; I'm not sure how well it will work with the upcoming movie. Click to embiggen.

Weird news abounds

I can't figure out which of these news stories is the funniest. There's the guy in Dallas who tried to cash a check for 360 billion dollars, and then there's the ritual in India of throwing babies off of a tall building to help them grow up healthy (seriously, there's a video), and then there's the South Carolina kid who planned to blow up his school so that he could die, go to heaven, and then kill Jesus.

My favorite part of the last story is the would-be assassin's mother, who said "He's not going to do it. He's just got a bad temper." She was apparently talking about something else besides the intended Saviorcide, but I think her comment probably still fits.