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LONAW 2000

It was the year of fire... the year of destruction... the year we took back what was ours. It was the year of rebirth... the year of great sadness... the year of pain... and the year of joy. It was a new age. It was the end of history. It was LONAW 2000.

This season, the champion Projects moved overseas, becoming the Tokyo Iron Chefs. Running back Marshall Faulk began his dominance, helping the Iron Chefs reach their third straight championship.

LONAW - Final Standings 2000
Team Record Points Owner
Tokyo Iron Chefs 13-4 1482 S. Watkins
mansfield slappers 12-5 1477 J. Grant
Chicago Gunkerboys 11-6 1331 J. Ruckauf
Montana Lizard-Men 11-6 1321 J. Kuczaj
Washington Suspects 11-6 1274 V. Kennedy
Michigan Braless Wonders 9-8 1347 A. Rohde
Dukes of New York 9-8 1331 A. Maron
Chicago Gold Diggers of 2000 8-9 1351 T. Wilk
Old Oaks Sons of Geyser 6-11 1165 P. Dully
Columbus Snarling Squonks 6-11 1159 M. Hendershot
Minneapolis Marines 3-14 994 I. Stade
Erie Basin Pinchy's Revenge 3-14 896 D. Sutton

 

Player of the Week
Week 1 Duce Staley Columbus Snarling Squonks 23
Week 2 Mike Anderson Tokyo Iron Chefs 23
Week 3 Marshall Faulk Tokyo Iron Chefs 30
Week 4 Peyton Manning Montana Lizard-Men 29
Week 5 Daunte Culpepper mansfield slappers 24
Week 6 Travis Prentice Columbus Snarling Squonks 24
Week 7 Edgerrin James Montana Lizard-Men 32
Week 8 Ricky Williams Columbus Snarling Squonks 30
Week 9 Marshall Faulk Tokyo Iron Chefs 34
Week 10 Jeff Blake Minneapolis Marines 24
Week 11 Daunte Culpepper mansfield slappers 26
Week 12 Fred Taylor Michigan Braless Wonders 40
Week 13 Marvcus Patton Old Oaks Sons of Geyser 16
Week 14 Mike Anderson Tokyo Iron Chefs 37
Week 15 Marshall Faulk Tokyo Iron Chefs 35
Week 16 Marshall Faulk Tokyo Iron Chefs 32
Week 17 Marshall Faulk Tokyo Iron Chefs 34

 

Highest Team Scores
1 Michigan Braless Wonders 135 week 12
2 Chicago Gold Diggers of 2000 133 week 15
3 Chicago Gunkerboys 132 week 15
4 mansfield slappers 126 week 7
5 Tokyo Iron Chefs 121 week 14
6 Tokyo Iron Chefs 120 week 15
7 Columbus Snarling Squonks 115 week 7
7 Dukes of New York 115 week 13
8 Dukes of New York 113 week 8
9 Chicago Gunkerboys 110 week 4
9 mansfield slappers 110 week 15

 

High Scorers (Starters)
1 Fred Taylor, RB Michigan Braless Wonders 40 week 12
2 Jimmy Smith, WR Chicago Gunkerboys 37 week 2
2 Mike Anderson, RB Tokyo Iron Chefs 37 week 14
4 Marshall Faulk, RB Tokyo Iron Chefs 35 week 15
5 Marshall Faulk, RB Tokyo Iron Chefs 34 week 9
5 Marshall Faulk, RB Tokyo Iron Chefs 32 week 17
7 Edgerrin James, RB Montana Lizard-Men 32 week 7
7 Daunte Culpepper, QB mansfield slappers 32 week 16
7 Marshall Faulk, RB Tokyo Iron Chefs 32 week 16
10 Elvis Grbac, QB Erie Basin Pinchy's Revenge 31 week 3
10 Kurt Warner, QB Columbus Snarling Squonks 31 week 5

 

High Scorers (Benched)
1 Rich Gannon, GB Chicago Gold Diggers of 2000 36 week 17
2 Trent Green, GB Minneapolis Marines 35 week 11
3 Albert Connell, WR Dukes of New York 32 week 8
4 Jeff Garcia, QB Chicago Gunkerboys 31 week 6
5 Rich Gannon, QB Chicago Gold Diggers of 2000 30 week 10
6 Tony Banks, QB Columbus Snarling Squonks 29 week 2
6 Randy Moss, WR mansfield slappers 29 week 5
6 Shaun King, QB Washington Suspects 29 week 9
6 Kordell Stewart, QB Montana Lizard-Men 29 week 13
10 Brian Griese, QB Minneapolis Marines 28 week 1
10 Cade McNown, QB Chicago Gold Diggers of 2000 28 week 1
10 Vinny Testaverde, QB Dukes of New York 28 week 8

 

Biggest Routs
1 86 pts. Michigan 135, New York 49 week 12
2 80 pts. Tokyo 121, Erie Basin 41 week 14
3 66 pts. New York 93, Columbus 27 week 14
4 63 pts. Columbus 115, Erie Basin 52 week 7
5 62 pts. Chicago Gold. 133, Michigan 71 week 15
6 61 pts. Michigan 103, Columbus 42 week 13
7 58 pts. mansfield 105, Erie Basin 47 week 13
8 54 pts. Washington 93, Erie Basin 39 week 8
8 54 pts. Chicago Gunk. 132, Columbus 78 week 15
10 52 pts. New York 115, Minneapolis 63 week 13

 

Lowest Team Scores
10 Minneapolis Marines 41 week 15
10 Erie Basin Pinchy's Revenge 41 week 14
10 Erie Basin Pinchy's Revenge 41 week 11
8 Chicago Gunkerboys 40 week 13
8 Columbus Snarling Squonks 40 week 12
6 Old Oaks Sons of Geyser 39 week 12
6 Erie Basin Pinchy's Revenge 39 week 8
5 Minneapolis Marines 37 week 4
4 Erie Basin Pinchy's Revenge 35 week 6
3 Minneapolis Marines 34 week 17
2 Columbus Snarling Squonks 27 week 14
1 Old Oaks Sons of Geyser 20 week 1

 


The Big Red and Green Table 2000
Team
wk1
wk2
wk3
wk4
wk5
wk6
wk7
wk8
wk9
wk10
wk11
wk12
wk13
wk14
wk15
wk16
wk17
avg.
BRA
79 47 79 61 74 52 72 89 74 77 77 135 103 98 71 91 68 79.2
DUK
54 85 74 65 78 63 72 113 104 49 99 49 115 93 61 53 98 78.3
GOL
62 80 44 71 74 90 101 75 73 61 53 104 87 98 133 72 73 79.5
GUN
47 87 52 110 83 86 93 84 70 78 63 64 40 90 132 75 77 78.3
IRO
70 94 102 81 84 70 77 83 94 78 76 88 48 121 120 94 102 87.2
LIZ
68 109 67 94 63 88 84 95 77 70 66 68 65 61 79 80 87 77.7
MAR
59 73 58 37 43 74 90 58 57 90 60 57 63 55 41 45 34 58.5
PIN
43 62 77 56 42 35 52 39 58 83 41 68 47 41 48 60 44 52.7
SLA
87 55 69 84 92 79 126 105 77 95 94 92 105 51 110 99 57 86.9
SNA
80 91 68 66 61 103 115 77 72 78 44 40 42 27 78 59 58 68.2
SON
20 62 66 75 89 50 48 71 74 91 88 39 94 69 86 54 86 68.5
SUS
87 73 93 71 66 74 63 93 63 91 97 45 88 66 64 56 84 74.9