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LONAW 2001

In this season, the champion Iron Chefs moved back to the USA and settled in North Carolina, where they became the Raleigh Pumas. The Pumas continued their winning ways, however, winning the league championship for the fourth straight year.

One league owner vanished from sight, and the official Sandbox rules said that any "dead" team would be automatically dropped from the league after a suitable amount of time. Didn't happen. Apparently powered by some sort of dark, unholy energies, the undead Minneapolis Marines came to be known as the unMarines. They still managed to win two games.

The 2001 season was also mired in controversy, when a contested trade late in the season led ultimately to the departure of two teams from the league and the reformation of the League of Non-Aligned Worlds into the Interstellar Football Alliance.

 

LONAW - Final Standings 2001
Team Record Points Owner
Raleigh Pumas 13-4 1613 S. Watkins
Montana Lizard-Men 13-4 1537 J. Kuczaj
Old Oaks Sons of Geyser 12-5 1452 P. Dully
Lake Michigan Fightin' Amish 11-6 1454 A. Maron
mansfield slappers 9-8 1308 J. Grant
Columbus Snarling Squonks 9-8 1242 M. Hendershot
Chicago Gold Diggers of 2001 8-9 1303 T. Wilk
D.C. K-Bobs 8-9 1232 V. Kennedy
Springfield Monorails 7-10 1057 D. Sutton
Pretoria Gunkerboys 5-12 1254 J. Ruckauf
Michigan Braless Wonders 5-12 1076 A. Rohde
Minneapolis un-Marines 2-15 841 I. Stade

 

Highest Team Score
1 mansfield slappers 138 Week 11
2 Raleigh Pumas 132 Week 10
3 Raleigh Pumas 124 Week 13
4 Montana Lizard-Men 122 Week 11
5 Lake Michigan Fightin' Amish 121 Week 10
5 Lake Michigan Fightin' Amish 121 Week 12
7 Raleigh Pumas 119 Week 4
8 Montana Lizard-Men 117 Week 6
9 Old Oaks Sons of Geyser 116 Week 9
9 Old Oaks Sons of Geyser 116 Week 12

 

Highest Individual Scores (Active)
1. Peyton Manning, QB Montana 39 Week 3
2. Jeff Garcia, QB Pretoria 36 Week 6
2. Steve McNair, QB Old Oaks 36 Week 9
4. Shaun Alexander, RB Montana 35 Week 10
4. Kurt Warner, QB Columbus 35 Week 13
6. Kurt Warner, QB Columbus 34 Week 4
6. Marshall Faulk, RB Raleigh 34 Week 17
8. Donovan McNabb, QB Chicago 33 Week 10
9. Priest Holmes, RB Raleigh 32 Week 4
9. Jeff Garcia, QB Pretoria 32 Week 10
9. Rich Gannon, QB Raleigh 32 Week 11

 

Highest Individual Scores (Benched)
1. Kurt Warner, QB Columbus 35 Week 15
2. Brett Favre, QB Columbus 33 Week 13
3. Jake Plummer, QB mansfield 32 Week 11
3. Tom Brady, QB Montana 32 Week 12
3. Kordell Stewart, QB Montana 32 Week 16
6. Brett Favre, QB Columbus 29 Week 6
6. Marty Booker, WR Montana 29 Week 11
6. Kordell Stewart, QB Montana 29 Week 12
9. Trent Green, QB Minneapolis 28 Week 4
10. Chris Chandler, QB Raleigh 27 Week 4
10. Mike Alstott, RB Old Oaks 27 Week 8

 

Highest Individual Scores (Defense)
1. Brian Urlacher, LB Pretoria 28 Week 5
2. Ronde Barber, DB Chicago 24 Week 16
3. Michael Strahan, DL Old Oaks 22 Week 6
3. Anthony Henry, DB Springfield 22 Week 15
3. Jamir Miller, LB Springfield 22 Week 15
6. Derrick Brooks, LB Minneapolis 21 Week 4
7. Jeremiah Trotter, LB mansfield 20 Week 11
7. Ray Lewis, LB Raleigh 20 Week 16
9. London Fletcher, LB Pretoria 19 Week 4
9. James Farrior, LB D.C. 19 Week 5
9. Derrick Brooks, LB Minneapolis 19 Week 17

 

Biggest Routs
1. 103 pts. mansfield 138, Minneapolis 35 Week 11
2. 74 pts. Raleigh 115, Columbus 41 Week 9
3. 72 pts. Montana 113, Minneapolis 41 Week 9
4. 65 pts. Montana 105, Chicago 40 Week 1
5. 63 pts. Raleigh 132, Minneapolis 69 Week 10
6. 60 pts. Old Oaks 71, Springfield 11 Week 3
6. 60 pts. Old Oaks 116, Columbus 56 Week 12
8. 58 pts. D.C. 91, Michigan 33 Week 10
8. 58 pts. Montana 122, Old Oaks 64 Week 11
10. 57 pts. Raleigh 124, Michigan 67 Week 13
10. 57 pts. Michigan 98, Montana 41 Week 14

 

Lowest Team Scores
4. 33 Michigan Braless Wonders Week 10
4. 33 Minneapolis Marines Week 5
2. 27 Minneapolis Marines Week 7
2. 27 Michigan Braless Wonders Week 1
1. 11 Springfield Monorails Week 3

 
The Big Red and Green Table 2001
Team
wk1
wk2
wk3
wk4
wk5
wk6
wk7
wk8
wk9
wk10
wk11
wk12
wk13
wk14
wk15
wk16
wk17
wk18
avg.
BRA
 27 -- 59 60 60 64 78 67 65 33 105 75 67 98 58 71 50 39 63.3
FIG
 65 -- 93 51 81 75 64 105 73 121 54 121 93 103 69 104 90 92 85.5
GOL
 40 -- 88 84 75 61 93 86 75 103 62 62 107 67 86 65 106 43 76.6
GUN
 65 -- 70 66 102 85 58 67 72 85 90 65 59 74 76 65 66 89 73.8
KBO
 65 -- 46 65 81 98 57 93 63 91 76 58 57 95 42 92 80 73 72.5
LIZ
 105 -- 115 73 75 117 67 77 113 95 122 98 80 41 77 97 89 96 90.4
MAR
 56 -- 56 67 33 43 27 57 41 69 35 48 62 58 34 45 68 42 49.5
MON
 52 -- 11 85 55 71 58 75 70 77 55 51 48 36 88 75 80 70 62.2
PUM
 76 -- 92 119 64 71 75 67 115 132 98 95 124 109 79 105 112 80 94.9
SLA
 83 -- 71 66 86 93 64 65 62 93 138 63 83 75 69 73 80 44 76.9
SNA
 66 -- 74 111 79 74 71 73 41 69 94 56 94 82 59 51 91 57 73.1
SON
 77 -- 71 69 76 109 77 82 116 110 64 116 95 89 66 88 75 72 85.4